I can’t believe I even have to write these simple rules down, but apparently all of the smoothie-makers of Santa Monica need a reminder that:
1. Smoothies should ALWAYS be cold. (Crime committed by Rainbow Acres and Whole Foods)
2. Smoothies should be thick, but you shouldn’t have to scoop it into your mouth with a spoon (Crime committed by Rainbow Acres)
3. No one wants to drink 4 bananas in one sitting! (Crime committed by the Co-Op on Broadway)
4. Kale is not the same thing as spinach (Crime committed by Whole Foods)
Sigh…sometimes it’s just easier to make it yourself.